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Blogs > sassycass211222 > Blogings Of An Open Mind!!

Warning!...Stupid is....!!!!  

sassycass211222 62F
118 posts
3/23/2011 9:25 pm
Warning!...Stupid is....!!!!

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed..Here are some actual labels on consumer goods...

1 - On a Sears Hairdryer:-
Do not use while sleeping!

2 - On a bag of Fritos:-
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside!

3 - On a bar of Dial soap:-
Directions:- Use like regular soap.

4 - Some Swanson frozen dinners:-
Serving suggestion:- Defrost!

5 - On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:-
Fits one head!

6 - On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:-
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)

7 - On Marks & Spencer's pudding:-
Product will be hot after heating!

8 - On packaging for a Rowenta iron:-
Do not iron clothes on body!

9 - On Boot's 's Cough Medicine:-
Do not drive car or operate machinery!

10 - On Nytol (A sleep aid):-
Warning! May cause drowsiness!

11 - On a Korean kitchen knife:-
Keep out of !

12 - On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:-
For indoor or outdoor use only!

13 - On a Japanese food processor:-
Not to be used for the other use!

14 - On Sainsbury's peanuts:-
Warning! Contains nuts!

15 - On American Airlines' packet of nuts:-
Instructions - Open packet. Eat nuts.

16 - On a Sweedish chain-saw:-
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands!

17 - On a blanket from Taiwan:-
Not to be used as protection from a tornado!

18 - On a helmet-mounted mirror used by US cyclists:-
Remember..Objects in your mirror are actually behind you!

19 - On a Taiwanese shampoo:-
Use repeatedly for severe damage!

20 - On a bottle top of a flavoured milk drink:-
After opening - Keep upright.

21 - On a New Zealand insect spray:-
This product not tested on animals!

22 - In an American guide to setting up a computer:-
To avoid condensation forming - Allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening! (Sensible, but the instruction was on the INSIDE of the box)

23 - On a Japanese product to relieve painful hemmorhoids:-
Lie down on a bed and insert poscool slowly up to the projected portion like a sword-guard into anal duct. While inserting poscool for approximately 5 minutes, keep quiet!

And on a recently purchased long-stem lighter, the kind for lighting charcoal grills, fireplace fires, candles and anything difficult to reach with a conventional lighter or a match, the label on the back read:-
Do not use near fire, flame or sparks!



bedsnake 66M

3/24/2011 2:33 pm

 This is a ball type deodorant
(When I used it on my balls it stings like buggery).

So I tried a different type. It was in a tube. It said To Use Push Up Bottom.
(That made my arse sting like buggery)


sassycass211222 62F
74 posts
3/28/2011 12:36 pm
    Quoting bedsnake:
    This is a ball type deodorant
    (When I used it on my balls it stings like buggery).

    So I tried a different type. It was in a tube. It said To Use Push Up Bottom.
    (That made my arse sting like buggery)
bedsnake U kill me...That was brilliant...>>wipes yet more tears from my eyes to type...


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