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Blogs > sassycass211222 > Blogings Of An Open Mind!!

Double Entendres!!!  

sassycass211222 62F
118 posts
11/28/2010 10:51 am
Double Entendres!!!

Here are some of the finest double-entendres that were aired on british TV + radio!

1 - Pat Glenn - weight-lifting commentator:
'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria, I saw her snatch this morning + it was amazing!'

2 - New Zealand rugby commentator:
'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him!'

3 - Ted Walsh - racing commentator:
'This is really a lovely . I once rode her mother!'

4 - Harry Carpenter at Oxford + Cambridge boat race 1977:
'Ah, Isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford team!'

5 - US PGA commentator:
'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them....Oh my God!! What have I just said??'

6 - Carenza Lewis about finding food in the middle ages on Time Team said:
'You'd eat beaver if you could get it!'

7 - A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed, and didn't, turned to the weatherman + asked:
'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8 - Steve Ryder - covering the US Masters:
'Ballesteros felt much better today after 69 yesterday!'

9 - Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot on Look North said:
'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this!'

10 - Matt Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets!'

11 - Micheal Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC-1s UKeclipse coverage remarked:
'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other + he's only come in his shorts!'

12 - Ken Brown commentating on Nick Faldo + his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he likes to do it by himself!'
goodloyaldog 54M

11/28/2010 11:33 am

 Heehehehe...Loved it. Thank you.
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sassycass211222 62F
74 posts
11/28/2010 12:43 pm

 Thank u goodloyaldog..I did post these before but they got deleted but I'm glad u liked them...


00SsoooHorny3 38M
263 posts
11/28/2010 12:43 pm

 Hi sassycass211222, bravo very good and funny blog.


sassycass211222 62F
74 posts
11/28/2010 1:23 pm
    Quoting 00SsoooHorny3:
    Hi sassycass211222, bravo very good and funny blog.
Thank u...There's plenty more where that came from...lol


sassycass211222 62F
74 posts
11/28/2010 1:25 pm
    Quoting sexualzealot69:
    Here's one; I once found myself in a casino in Vegas, it was about 4 am and I was talking to this gorgeous. long legged cocktail waitress. We were flirting and things were going well, so I asked her, "what time do you get off?" She smiled, and said; I guess that depends on you".
Oops! haha nice one...


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