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Blogs > SexiSingleMom24 > Sexiness Is A State Of Mind;)

Hilarious View On Life!-Love it!!!  

SexiSingleMom24 39F
765 posts
3/29/2011 11:37 am
Hilarious View On Life!-Love it!!!
“Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.”
- Denis Leary
(Definitely some truth there!)

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
(YEP!)

When life sucks and hands you lemons, I say beat the crap out of it and demand some Florida oranges as well.
(Definitely have felt like that!)
WaveriderHFX 50M
381 posts
3/29/2011 2:53 pm

 I love me some Denis Leary!
"It's going to be LEGEN-wait for it-hope you're not lactose intolerant-DAIRY!" - Barney Stinson


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