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Blogs > ICDeadPeople2 > Ghost Writer in Disguise

Edgar Alan Poe Joe
 

ICDeadPeople2 60M
2459 posts
3/20/2009 3:31 pm
Edgar Alan Poe Joe
Once upon a midnight dreary,
while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten Playboy,
While I nodded, nearly napping,
suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping,
rapping at my trailer door.
"'Tis some crack ," I muttered, "tapping at my trailer door
probably white trash, nothing more."

My t-shirt was slightly tattered,
when out on the lawn arose such a clatter
Since my dream was already shattered,
I sprang from my lazy boy to see what was the matter.
The moon was a breast on the new fallen snow,
The stars all had tits with nipples aglow
The neighborhood stood before, the bitches name? It was Lenore
Quote my penis, "Ack a ".

I, thought I had read her obituary
it was in the bleak February,
Too much crack and to much speed,
I thought, I thought she had OD-ed
But there she was rapping on my door
Licking her lips and hoping to score
Quote my penis, "Hmmmm a ."

Presently my cock grew stronger;
twitching twice then growing longer,
"Sir," said she , "your cock I adore,
truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I am crashing,
and so gently, gently I came rapping,
With my teeth and all the gnashing
gently tapping at your trailer door
I need 5 bucks and nothing more
Quote my penis, "Mmmm a ."

Self control is all but mute,
When face to face with a pro.stitute,
Its too hard to be discerning,
when deep inside there is such a yearning.
Cries of no, stop, I was calling,
Yet to her knees, she kept on falling
My desire boiled to the core
for this pro that was named Lenore
Quote my penis, "Yes, a ."

Quite quickly she found the place I am hung
I felt the warmth of a feminine tongue
A hand cups my balls the other grabs shaft
All this for 5 bucks? I started to laugh
my cock in her mouth, Oh my, how she blew it.
Then I spun her around and started to screw it.
On the couch, in my chair, and even the floor
we fucked and she sucked and then we fucked some more
This lovely fair maiden, Oh beautiful Lenore
All through the night and the morning some more
Quote my penis, "I am sore."

Several weeks later, I think it was three
I notice a pain and discharge when I pee
Oh what has that trite bitch given to me
the clap? the drip? some type of VD?
In a feverish fit, I knew I was illin'
To the doctor I went for some penicillin
cock and balls all aflame and piss of hell's fire
a thousand dollar cure for 5 bucks worth of desire
When later that night, a rapping on the trailer door
Quote my penis, "Never ."




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow
absolutelynormal 63F
6558 posts
3/20/2009 5:05 pm

 I was watching a cooking show the other night. They started out with Edgar Allen Poe, but they weren't screwin', they were frying chicken! Very well done Bard


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/20/2009 6:10 pm
    Quoting  :
I will take up for Obama on that one. I saw no need for him to rush out with an apology and no need for anyone to be offended by his hilarious comment. The guy may be a bloomin liberal but hell he is human and I thought the comment was funny. He was cracking on himself and not the special olympics.

YOU GO BOY !!!!!



I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/20/2009 6:12 pm
    Quoting absolutelynormal:
    I was watching a cooking show the other night. They started out with Edgar Allen Poe, but they weren't screwin', they were frying chicken! Very well done Bard
Thank you. Hope you enjoyed. Had I known that about this cooking show I could have left a recipe on the post as well



I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/20/2009 6:54 pm
    Quoting  :
I am glad you enjoyed it.



I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow


viggen099 68M
608 posts
3/20/2009 7:24 pm
Joseph !!

I'll never be able to read "The Raven" again, without thinking of your hilarious rework !!

Only thing that might go it one better, have it as an audio, read a la Vincent Price or Boris Karloff ... you definitely have a "fertile wicked mind" .

I to "budding" genius .

Have a great weekend Joseph !!

If you are able to, make each day, the very best that you can !!

much love,
to you and yours,


Edward
I won't argue with my inferiors ~


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/20/2009 7:40 pm
    Quoting viggen099:

    Joseph !!

    I'll never be able to read "The Raven" again, without thinking of your hilarious rework !!

    Only thing that might go it one better, have it as an audio, read a la Vincent Price or Boris Karloff ... you definitely have a "fertile wicked mind" .

    I to "budding" genius .

    Have a great weekend Joseph !!

    If you are able to, make each day, the very best that you can !!

    much love,
    to you and yours,


    Edward
Thank you Edward. Hmmmm, Blogs on tape. There is a concept you could patent and probably make millions...



I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow


sugar_britches57 67F
Ask me for a photo

3/20/2009 7:53 pm
Butterflies are free...so am I


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/20/2009 7:55 pm

 Thank You !!!

*Takes a bow*



I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow


SolarPowered0 118M
8346 posts
3/20/2009 9:55 pm
You just gotta push that heart; don't ya?

Solar...

BTW: Are you on that chloral hydrate, again?


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/20/2009 10:09 pm
    Quoting  :
I am proud of him. I just think he jumped the gun on the apology.



I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/20/2009 10:11 pm
    Quoting  :
I do not know (nor do I want to) what goes on in my mind.



I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/21/2009 2:39 am
    Quoting  :
I ws thinking about "The Sale of Two Titties"



I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/21/2009 2:42 am
    Quoting  :
Peering into the darkness... fearing... makes me think of the one "sweet" picture that keeps popping up on the slots...

It looks to be far more than a slot to me......



I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow


oldman1774 86M

3/21/2009 7:37 am

 Loved it you do have a way with words. I am starting to worry about your mind. It gets more fucked up every day.


rm_meanduis69 54F
15528 posts
3/21/2009 9:27 am

 Now that I've stopped laughing about Lenore... (I have only met one in my life and it must have been this one. She sent many guys to the doctor)

Bravo!!! I love a warped mind.

I watch another blogger who has actually taped some of his writings and sent them to his friends. It's amazing to hear the words in the bloggers own voice.


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
3/21/2009 10:10 am

 LOL your a strange man mr icdeadpeople2 but i would not have you any other way..ok..just maybe naked tied to a tree
[]

Seduce my mind and my body


rm_mggrace8 55F
1044 posts
3/21/2009 6:34 pm

 Literature's fractured fairy tales come to life...

qoute the penis, "Live and learn"

Ny times calls this "a one hit wonder"
I'm Just Sayin'--Seriously?


rm_bella_ 54F
4029 posts
3/22/2009 3:46 pm

 Edgar Allan Poe would be proud! That was funny!


BRON13 37M

3/22/2009 4:41 pm

 oh like it


moonfire2u 77F
2601 posts
3/22/2009 5:22 pm

 That was great...very clever...


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/23/2009 8:14 am
    Quoting SolarPowered0:

    You just gotta push that heart; don't ya?

    Solar...

    BTW: Are you on that chloral hydrate, again?
Naa I just hired a cheap Hynotist........



I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/23/2009 7:31 pm
    Quoting oldman1774:
    Loved it you do have a way with words. I am starting to worry about your mind. It gets more fucked up every day.
My mind gets fucked because I don't



I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/23/2009 7:33 pm
    Quoting rm_meanduis69:
    Now that I've stopped laughing about Lenore... (I have only met one in my life and it must have been this one. She sent many guys to the doctor)

    Bravo!!! I love a warped mind.

    I watch another blogger who has actually taped some of his writings and sent them to his friends. It's amazing to hear the words in the bloggers own voice.
I might have to try that. LOL

I give Daphne the willies when I talk to her in my "SlingBlade" voice.



I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/23/2009 7:36 pm
    Quoting sexymermaid6956:
    LOL your a strange man mr icdeadpeople2 but i would not have you any other way..ok..just maybe naked tied to a tree
Just call me Joe or Joseph.

Naked and tied to a tree Hmmm that sounds like I need to call you



I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow


ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/23/2009 7:45 pm
    Quoting rm_mggrace8:
    Literature's fractured fairy tales come to life...

    qoute the penis, "Live and learn"

    Ny times calls this "a one hit wonder"
Ouch a one hit wonder...

Give me 4 more years and I will crank out a 2nd hit



I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow


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