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MAJOR TURN OFF FELLAS FOR ME. HERES SOME GURLY ADVICE  

rm_GIA_PET 44F
41 posts
6/3/2008 4:15 pm
MAJOR TURN OFF FELLAS FOR ME. HERES SOME GURLY ADVICE

OKAY I AM GIRL AND I AM FOR THE MOST PART STRICKLY DICKLY EVEN THOUGH NOT GOING TO LIE I KISSED A COUPLE GIRLS AND LET THEM LICK ON MY NIPPLES, ONE SNIFF MY CROTCH,,LOL SHE WANTED TO DO IT,, SO I WAS JUST GOING WITH THE FLOW,, LOL ,, AND I KIND OF LIKED IT... BUT IT’S BEEN A WHILE ... NOT SURE IF I WOULD GO THE WHOLE WAY BUT BACK TO MY MAJOR TURN OFF FOR GIA'S PET PEEVES....(SORRY GOT SIDE TRACKED HEE HEE)

I LOVE DICK, I REALLY DO. NOT SURE WHY SOME GUYS DO THIS.....I AM JUST PUTTING A LITTLE SUGGESTION IN THE SUGGESTION BOX ..PLEASE DON'T SHOT ME IN THE FOOT ON THIS ONE...

OKAY IF U EVER HANG AROUND ME.THERE IS CERTAIN THINGS THAT MAKE ME SUPER SICK INSTANTLY WHERE I WANT TO HURL...

THESE TWO IN PARTICULARLY:

1. TOILET WATER.

LIKE WHEN I AM CLEANING AND I SWEAR IF I AM IN THE BATH ROOM AND CLEANING THE BOWL AND ONE DROP GETS ON ME, ITS OVER I AM GONNA DIE ON THE FLOOR LOL, I SCREAM LIKE A BITCH, RUN REALLY REALLY FAST AND GO RUN TO SINK AND STERLIZE LOL WASH THAT BODY PART FOR GOOD 2 MINUTES AND THEN GO TAKE A SHOWER, IT COULD BE A TINY DROP OR SPEC OF TOILET WATER AND I GET THE HEE BEE GEE BEE’S

2. THE INSIDE OF A TOILET BOWL

I DON'T LIKE TO GET DRUNK WHERE U GET SICK AND ULTIMATELY HUGGIN THE BOWL... BUT ONE TIME I WAS SO DRUNK OMG I HAD TO PUT MY HEAD BY THE BOWL,,,,WHEN HEAD IS DOWN THERE,ABOVE THE SEAT LOOKING IN & YOUR WORLD IS SPINNING LIKE U HAVE TO HURL,, THEN I AM THINK THE MAIN PURPOSE OF A TOILET BOWL AND LOOKING AT THE WATER, ITS 50 TIMES WORSE FOR ME.. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

SO THAT IS WHAT LEADS ME TO THE MAJOR TURN OFF PICTURE FELLAS,, IT’S REALLY GROSS TO ME WHEN I SEE PICTURE OF GUYS THEIR LOWER PORTION PICTURE AND IT’S JUST THEIR JOHSON RESTING ON THE TOILET BOWL SEAT… THAT DEFINATLY KILLS THE MOMENT FOR ME.....


hornysenior4 79M  
1391 posts
6/3/2008 5:17 pm

It's bad For you too!

Think of Us Sometimes, When you absolutely Really Gotta Go And Your Johnson Does Get in The Bowl and into the Brew Below! Yep! Showertime! Whew! Cannot stand it! That is why Most guys Whiz While Standing up.

But that is another Story Entirely! Not even Speaking about the surrounding Floor!

Yesh, We Guys are sometimes a little Gross!

But We are fun. And Most of Us ARE Toilet Trained!

Hope this Doesnt Gross Ya Out!


rm_GIA_PET 44F
13 posts
6/5/2008 7:22 pm

that is funny lol horny seniors


cHARLEY85706 66M
276 posts
6/20/2008 10:39 am

So Green eggs and ham is acceptable?

WALK/RIDE/FLY in Beauty!
cHARLEY Feather


hornysenior4 79M  
1391 posts
6/22/2008 8:35 pm

    Quoting hornysenior4:
    It's bad For you too!

    Think of Us Sometimes, When you absolutely Really Gotta Go And Your Johnson Does Get in The Bowl and into the Brew Below! Yep! Showertime! Whew! Cannot stand it! That is why Most guys Whiz While Standing up.

    But that is another Story Entirely! Not even Speaking about the surrounding Floor!

    Yesh, We Guys are sometimes a little Gross!

    But We are fun. And Most of Us ARE Toilet Trained!

    Hope this Doesnt Gross Ya Out!
Well It Happened!! It Was Cold Water!! Fellas! Don't ever Sit on the Stool With A HardOn!! First off, It's dangerous! Might bend it in the process of sitting down. Secondly, If there is any length at all. Splash!! Into the Cold Water and anything else in there Too. No Wonder Guys Stand up and Pee into the Urinal/Toilet. It's Much Safer.

And Girls Think They have it Bad!! LOL!!


chingas001 53M
11 posts
7/8/2011 11:27 pm

lmao yup no johnson to toilet bowl contact lol


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