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I WAS VIOLATED BY AN AVACADO TODAY
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I WAS VIOLATED BY AN AVACADO TODAY Okay seriously I went grocery shopping today and usually start in the fresh produce section after I had gotten my oranges. I moseyed on over to the tomatoes which happened to be by the avocados. This is where my story begins lol... This older not to attracting to me type of guy (love sexy older guys nothing wrong with that) was checking out avocados and out loud started to mumble then some how incorporated his mumbling to me saying feel this. Does this feel ripe to you? You know me I am bit ditzy at times and gave him my logical answer because I space it that I getting picked up on. LOL... haa hhaa> So my answer was I am like No, it's hard said unless your not going to use it right away said then it will ripen in few days. Then of course the next sentence is when I realize he is trying to pick up on me, with an avacado..lol The next thing this man says Yeah I should give you my number than gives me his business card lol,, walks off then comes back and says by the way you look like you have Nice Avocados., and totally disappears from shopping LOL I am not sure how far out the way he went to do that but it was out of his way. That was so gay,,lol,, and I felt so violated at the same time lol.. Seriously you guys ask your self this. Have you ever been in a grocery store and have a female say by the way it looks like you have a nice cucumber lol. haa haa haa Had she been hot and banging mostly would love for that to happen every time we step into the produce section. Lol. Since he was gross it was totally violating. I had hard time selecting my avocados without thinking of his nasty ass and that's how Gia was violated by an avocado. It was flattering and offensive at the same times lol,, Female sensitivity I mean it's like insult to injury.I tell ya. I mean where not talking apples and grapes here. lol. Let's analyze the avocado in comparison to my boobs..If I had to compare my jugulars' to a fruit I think a large grapefruit would be more ideal. what do you think ? Even my boobs blow the large grape fruit off the map!! Avocado ?? .Then when I went to the check out line the cashier started general talk with me saying moving back to her home town which happens to be mine and since in the grocery store . I am like thats where I am from I miss the green chile and the food. Then she is like where moving next week they took the fridge today I have a bag of green chile I will give it to you. She is like whats your number? I am like no it's okay I have chile . I told her we get it from Hatch, NM. Then she tottally insisted so I gave her my number. Seriously , do you think I am going to take some little bag of green chile from some lady who was so adamant about driving to meet me . Yeah right... My life trips me out on the shit that happens to me when I do go out.. You should see what happens when I go out. LOL... Let me know which fruit fits the discription the most.. chow XOXOXOX UR GIA PET  |
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My Dearest Gia, After seeing some of your pics......Wow! I am surprised you can get past the First aisle without getting Accosted! My Dear You are Totally Lucious. But Yes, A large GrapeFruit, A Pink One, Would be totally Appropriate! LOL! Yes, Delicious!!
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thank u many horny senior
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My Dearest Gia, After seeing some of your pics......Wow! I am surprised you can get past the First aisle without getting Accosted! My Dear You are Totally Lucious. But Yes, A large GrapeFruit, A Pink One, Would be totally Appropriate! LOL! Yes, Delicious!! Bet Yours are nicer!!
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5/27/2008 4:07 pm |
Lamest pick up line ever. Seriously, did he think you were going to fall all over him with that one. Were you wearing a shirt that said will fuck for guacamole? bbt
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LOL ,, BBT,,YEAH I AGREE WITH YOU!!
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AHH HOW SWEET THANKS TSNTOWN K/I/T
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Hay PET! "Sometimes a banana is just a banana" (quote from a comedy skit spoofing Sigmund Freud) Your exotic grocery flirt might have been describing how he would ravish your Avocados knowing full well that lots of men before him had made every available size association of your breasts to every fruit imaginable,Real men are interested in the whole package including your state of mind  WALK/RIDE/FLY in Beauty! cHARLEY Feather
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