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How NOT to talk to women, Part 2
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How NOT to talk to women, Part 2 Okay, I just had an idea. To follow up my blog post, i will post a few wonderful male attempts at contact that have come in SINCE I posted that blog post. To be fair to these boys, I don't expect them to have read my blog prior to writing me... but it should still be a fun endevour. Again, all names will be redacted and replaced with suitable nicknames I create. apatheticdonjuan says: Wow your a really good looking girl, love to meet for a drink or blow a load, what ever youngcutiewithpoppedcollar says: hey, how's it going? here's my pic, let me know if you want to hangout sometime lazygrammarian says: How r ya 2nite AND: What r u looking 4 tonite cheeseburgerrandy says: hey i live in fredericton and i got a massive load for ya if ya want it (I'm normally not shallow, but lets just say his purported load wasn't the only massive thing... sorry hun) And lastly, as I typed this blog (not even kidding) sunglasseskid: hey would you wanna hang out? add me if you want to email    Your Cock Sucker,  Lucia |
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you rule ever...
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You forgot to mention the types of pet names you get that put us behind the eight ball before the conversation has even begun. What pet names do you find most irritating--babe/hon/slut/cumface/etc? I love your stories and photos, by the way!
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8/29/2012 10:59 pm |
well, to be fair, they probably can't think straight, with all this blood rushing from their head down to their swollen members; you're the one posting those stories (and pictures) what did you expect!?
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HAHAHA !! I can't believe some guys think saying dumb stuff like that will get them somewhere. If you make an effort and treat a woman with respect first, you can get them talking, but being crude isn't going to get you laid. I'm sure they wouldn't say dumb ass stuff to women in public, so why is it any different on here. Just because a woman likes to be freaky or wild in bed doesn't me she doesn't want to be treated like a woman. Some people need to wake up and pull their head out of their ass. They're not men, they're boys ....
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Its so funny, girls tell me all the time that guys don't put in enough effort. Its not that he can't put in effort sweety. Its that he is too busy jacking off while trying to type. A real man that every women loves sex just as much as a guy. But what these guys don't know is how to savor the flavor. They just want to scarf it all down.
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damn ur such a sexy thang...love the stories
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Right there with you then GimmeYourLoad. Nice day outside though so I will contemplate it in the sun, without my shirt, working in the garden  now all I need is some sun lotion.
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Totally agree with your comments, both guys and girls on here sometimes need to be a bit more subtle with their first contact, reading your last post would help a lot of folk here. But, just to point out the obvious, with a profile name of 'Gimme me your load' and a blog or 'mouthfull of cock!', do are you really surprised with the lines you get? I mean really, they are men after all Saddened. Absolutely yes  Your Cock Sucker, Lucia
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Totally agree with your comments, both guys and girls on here sometimes need to be a bit more subtle with their first contact, reading your last post would help a lot of folk here. But, just to point out the obvious, with a profile name of 'Gimme me your load' and a blog or 'mouthfull of cock!', do are you really surprised with the lines you get? I mean really, they are men after all
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I know this a site for hooking up but still you'd think guys could be a little respectful or hell a little intelligent that just saying "Wanna fuck?" Seriously has that ever worked outside of a drunk chick you pick up after picking her off the floor?
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10/17/2011 11:36 am |
Hello there, Just wanted to drop you a line (Not quite a load, har har har  ) and tell you that I greatly enjoy your blog and your stories. They're never anything less than smart, well-written and sexy. Additionally I think your pics are very hot and you seem like an all-around gorgeous, cool and sexy lady! I look forward to keeping up with your blog and I hope to be fortunate enough to someday be geographically anywhere near you, lol! For now, the lucky guys who are are very fortunate. This is a long comment, but I'm a lowly Standard and can't send messages, alas. Be well, sexy!7
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10/17/2011 9:08 am |
 Yep as stated men sometimes think with small brain!!...\8 then we shoot them off in the worst ways!!! Play hard, play safe and play often!!!{=}
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you go girl, some guys learn, some do not. I too live in freddyand am honord to know you are working and walkign aroudn my town, some day maybe i will catch a glimpse of you in the local mall ro storeand say, hey i know who she is and that will eba thrill in its in. I for oen woudl loveot email with you and just chat. Never know where some talk may lead into sharing more stories or freindship or may go no where but without trying one will never know. great work on teh blog and keep it up witht hose amazing stories
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Get'em girl
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10/15/2011 12:45 pm |
haha I find that so funny how they just assume they'll get it in or whatever they have going up there in their mind.
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Sadly, there are a lot of 'boys' out there who will never know how to talk to a lady. They learned their pickup lines from listening to and watching Howard Stern.....these 'boys', no matter their age, will always have a 14 year old's mentality when it comes to women/sex.....and women will always be a walking vagina in their eyes! I must add, when these 'boys' see your name "Gimmie your load" they see it as an open invitation to respond as they would in Guttersville. However, you must realize, the blood has rushed to their lower head so their upper head is unable to function properly! Based on what I've seen, about 30% of the male population from all races and ethnic backgrounds suffer from this ailment....and a few females do as well! JMHO!
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10/14/2011 6:34 am |
When guys see how sexy you are and see your name on here I think they assume that you are easy to get in the mood and they don't even try to treat you like an intelligent person.
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I like your new profile pic. Usually your hair is pulled back, at least that's how I'm used to seeing you. This makes me want to pull your hair a bit. Anyways, you wanna hang out some time? Sorry, couldn't help myself there!
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The smarter the woman, the sexier she is !! You're hot because your confident and intelligent,,doesn't hurt that your gorgeous also..
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10/13/2011 5:03 pm |
Oh darn. So you mean "you wanna hang out?" is a bad approach??! No WONDER. *sigh* ...but what do I know. I'm Just Jamie.
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That sounds like the collective contents of my filtered folder. When will they learn??? Who are the women who spawned and raised these troglodytes? Oy. When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...
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