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I wanna be just like HER !
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I wanna be just like HER !  The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word. The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles,and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life." The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up. "So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man. "Hell, no," replies the old lady. "I want four times in the rocking chair!" When I am a grey haired old lady I hope I am just like her !  You go Granny !! Sorry I haven't posted that story yet but real life is keeping me from getting much of it even written. much love{=}
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I hope you're smarter at that age. She should only give $5 at a time. He may stroke-out during first time. 
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roof ye fancy going to the same nursing home as me  LL i hope this will be me in my old age excellent loved this tc hun  xxxxxxxxxx
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Now, some of you think that just because we are older, we sit around and do "nothing" all day. And that's for the ones who do sit around and do nothing, try looking for those of us who like to be very active. And 4 times is nothing.
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Great I don't think I'll ever look at a rocking chair the same again. 
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when I read this one I instantly thought of you I knew you'd love it !
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I hope you're smarter at that age. She should only give $5 at a time. He may stroke-out during first time.  what a way to go though !
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for some maybe but I have known many seniors that are still kickin' it that much
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! hun nice seein' ya.
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you go R  I bet you will
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wicked new pic.. oh trust me there are many seniors still horny as ever
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roof ye fancy going to the same nursing home as me LL i hope this will be me in my old age excellent loved this tc hun xxxxxxxxxx now that would be something else
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Now, some of you think that just because we are older, we sit around and do "nothing" all day. And that's for the ones who do sit around and do nothing, try looking for those of us who like to be very active. And 4 times is nothing.
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Yeah Baby! Rock him like a hurricane! “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde
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Great I don't think I'll ever look at a rocking chair the same again.
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she sure does
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not if he's got viagra heck I know some men in their 30's who would take 3 or more days to accomplish that
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Yeah Baby! Rock him like a hurricane!
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well if he did stroke out the first time she could easily take that money back what a way to go though !You would rob a dead guy?  .................
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Cuming and going at the same time, much better than dying in your sleep. You would rob a dead guy? ................. when I go that is the way I would wanna go heck yes
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I wanna be just like him pimpin till the end
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I wanna be just like him pimpin till the end
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