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Your Naughty Carol Contest Winners!
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Your Naughty Carol Contest Winners! Thanks to all of you who participated! This was definitely one of the funniest contests we’ve seen and loved all the hilarious entries. We would love to let you all vote for your favorites, but due to the polls' character count limit, the editorial team at Passion chose the winners. With so many awesome entries, it was not easy, but we managed to narrow it down. Drumroll, please… Here are your winners: 1st Place: jessupman (To the tune of 'Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree'  Swapping around the Christmas Tree at the Passion Swingers party hop Mistletoe man is very well hung as you can see When his trousers quickly drop Humping around the Christmas Tree on a naughty winter’s night Let the Christmas Spirit ring Sorry didn’t catch your name but my, you’re nice and tight Better go grab a bottle of lube as this is starting to sting… You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear voices moaning "Let's be jolly; Put your cock inside of Molly" Dancing around the Christmas Tree Have a sexy holiday Everyone's screwing merrily In a new old fashioned way Swapping around the Christmas Tree Is that Santa inside of me? Every holes filled with holiday cheer-- there’s a big one in my rear! Girl on girl action by the fire-Double penetration’s what I see Love another eggnog and some oral-- be a dear You will get a sentimental feeling As you watch from the mirror on the ceiling "Let's be jolly; Whoops! we popped inflatable dolly! Rocking around the Christmas Tree Have a happy holiday Hope to win this little contest Want that Gold membership cause right now can't afford to pay! 2nd Place: RitesOfEros (To the tune of ‘Frosty, the Snowman’) Mojo, the Dildo Was a purple plastic toy With a vibe for clits And rotating tip He was Jacqui’s greatest joy. Deep in her pussy Where it’s warm and wet and tight, His ball bearings turned And it made her squirm, Kept her buzzing through the night. And then she tried Some Astroglide Rubbed onto Mojo’s crown, And when she stuck him up her ass She began to thrash around. Mojo the Dildo Was the bliss of Jacqui’s twat. He could make her cum Being up her bum Or massaging her G-spot. Mojo the Dildo Was a miracle no doubt But he left her dry And he made her cry When his batteries gave out. Fuckedy-fuck fuck, fuckedy-fuck fuck, Look at Mojo work. Fuckedy-fuck fuck, fuckedy-fuck fuck Watch how Jacqui squirts. oh. oh. Oh. OH. OH! OH! OH! OH! Bbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... 3rd Place: shimanorocks (To the tune of 'The Christmas Song' My nuts swollen, had to open fire Baby batter dripping off your nose. You and Carol, swapping spunk by the fire, Drained my cock like you were professionals. Everybody knows some whisky with some single friends, Leads to fun throughout the night. Tiny blonds with their perky young smiles Have no interest in sleeping tonight. They hope that pleasure is on the way There will be lots of drinks that lead to foreplay And every single guy is going to spy To see if they catch that young girl’s eye. And so I’m offering this simple song For adults aged up to 92 Although it’s been said many time many ways I want to make sweet love to you. Honorable Mention: YetAnotherMale (To the tune of "Let it Snow") Oh the pain in my head is frightful And her face is not delightful. Her name I don't even know Gotta Go! Gotta Go! Gotta Go! She doesn't show signs of wakin' My pride was already taken I hope I can find my clothes Gotta Go! Gotta Go! Gotta Go! I barely can remember the night Which normally doesn't cause much harm But if she keeps snugglin' tight I might have to chew off my arm My friends will get a chuckle When I speak of her mooseknuckle My night with a buffalo Gotta Go! Gotta Go! Gotta Go! Thanks again to everyone! Check back again soon for our next contest! |
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kewl!!
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2/12/2012 11:53 pm |
Awesome, whats next??
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just read these. lol. makes me miss xmas already lol
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1/14/2012 8:40 pm |
wow...wow
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not a blogger
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my pic
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Hallo,ich wünsche dir ein glückliches -2012-. Alle deine Wünsche sollen sich erfüllen,danke
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Mojo the Dildo should've won out of all the winners! 1st place was a case of begging and pleading and brown-nosing big time! This seemed rigged. Very disappointed!!
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my fav was frosty the snowman one!
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12/29/2011 6:26 pm |
lol awesome
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12/29/2011 11:34 am |
Nice..when id the CD coming out??
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merry xmas
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What's the next contest gonna be?
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