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Adult FriendFinder Haiku Valentine Contest!
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Hey lovemypony I was going to bed now I've posted throughout. Start around page 20
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I am the Squirt Queen! Some claim...but not to be seen Wet...Pussy....Juices! 
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1/31/2008 8:43 pm |
MUSTANG GUY WITH HORSE COCK ! THERE IS A WOMAN WHO POSTED HOW GROSSLY UNFAIR THIS CONTEST IS. SO TRUE WHEN YOU SHOULD WIN IT ALL. I'LL SETTLE FOR SILVER. YES ANOTHER HORSE JOKE ! PONY.
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1/31/2008 8:41 pm |
Cupid is stupid Got me sitting here alone Watch me touch myself
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Just one more Haiku My ass is getting sore while I sit and create
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1/31/2008 8:37 pm |
Taste my sweet candy Found how many licks it takes Center all sticky
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1/31/2008 8:36 pm |
PROUD TO BE POSTED WITH SUCH A GREAT LITERARY MIND. EMERSUNBIGGUNS IF THIS WERE A DRINKING OR PISSING CONTEST. YOU WOULD WIN GOLD. PONY IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF. POST SOMETHING BACK IF YOU READ THIS. PS. I'M NOT GAY! LOL
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I'm going to bed I just sit here and giggle Haiku is quite fun
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Hey lovemypony Why do you call yourself that? You have a horsecock?
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"Hey Meester!" I hear "Wanna fuck my seester?" I'm out of Mexico
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1/31/2008 8:26 pm |
FIERY ORAL ANYONE ? RED CHERRY PEPPER TOUCHES HOT PASSIONATE LIPS . MELTS IN YOUR SWEET MOUTH. A PONY ORIGINAL
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Here to donate blood "Care to donate sperm? Ten bucks Ha! Where do I cum?
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I cum when I sneeze What am a taking for it? Just Durkee's Pepper [image]
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1/31/2008 8:13 pm |
Let's get crazy and Throw all caution to the wind Free my inner freak
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Driving the freeway bad case of diarrhea I hope I don't sneeze [image]
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1/31/2008 8:12 pm |
EMERSUNBIGGUNS YOUR SHIT IS HILARIOUS! KEEP'EM CUMMIN' A PONY ORIGINAL
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1/31/2008 8:08 pm |
I WILL BE TARZAN. YOU PLAY THE PART OF SWEET JANE. BUT PLEASE NO CHEETAHS ! A PONY ORIGINAL
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1/31/2008 8:07 pm |
I love the feeling Of your hands pulling my hair While you fuck me hard
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Funny word "Haiku" Why do I say Gesundheit? It rhymes with "ah choo"
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1/31/2008 7:59 pm |
ONE FOR GOTH GIRLS. YOUR TOXICITY HAS MADE ME DEAD TO YOUR TOUCH . SWEETEST OF POISONS. INSPIRED BY X A PONY ORIGINAL
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Lunch at the Chinese Restaurant is always good tried the "Cho Kon It" [image]
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Not how deep you fish it's how you wiggle your worm will you wiggle, too?
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Insurance went up "Why," I asked my agent, "Why?" "Blowjob while driving." [image]
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She sits on my face She squirts mightly down my throat I drown in her cum
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Keep your chocolate. Warm my valentine ass with Red and purple stripes.
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