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Blogs > lissi888888 > The World According to Lis

How Many Constructions Workers Does It Take?  

lissi888888 59F
1062 posts
4/8/2011 3:32 pm

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How Many Constructions Workers Does It Take?

How many construction workers does it take to build a staircase?

Well, I was watching off my balcony today and it seems it takes 9. There are 3 doing the actual work and another 6 just standing around cussing and discussing the work that's being done.

A friend of mine says it's a union thing. That they are allowed 6 hours 45 minutes of bullshit time per day. They are living up to that contract wonderfully well. Should I write to the city and let them know? Maybe...maybe not. The construction is taking a while as they're doing an overpass as well. I'm thinking maybe not.

I have to admit it. I like to watch men working. Construction/the trades, policemen, firemen all of them are good. The trades and construction are by far the best though. That's why I put them first. There's something just manly about it. We've got a lot of construction around where I live (tis the season for it) and I like to sit on the balcony and just watch. Sure they look like little ants but my imagination is VERY good.

Ramon, Claudio and Bob (my favorites...fictitious names used as there's not a chance in hell I'm going to go up to any of them and start to talking) give me lovely fantasies when I call them to mind. Going to lay down now and dream a little dream..
lil_whimsical 53F
8781 posts
4/8/2011 5:25 pm

 I think I would tape it with a webcam and email it to a few public officials. Maybe post it on a social networking website or two.


sirlicksalot692 58M
139 posts
4/8/2011 7:06 pm

 Lissi....
Now I know what to buy you for xmas ,a pair of binoculars*shakes head* hmmmmmm no then construction season would be over *Light comes on over head* I can send them as an early birthday present. *heads out the door to the binocular store*

Peace
Sirl


rm_GTAMANTOY 52M
414 posts
4/9/2011 8:16 am

 did you at least whistle at them, say hey baby bend over for me so i can see you bum
Duan Juan, The man, The Myth, The Legend


lissi888888 59F
1401 posts
4/9/2011 10:33 am

 lil_whimsical...my webcam and phone don't have the ability to make the video worth it for city officials to be able to view them.

sirlicks...oh thank you...that would be lovely. I need some good magnification if you don't mind. LOL

GTAMANTOY...I wish...they couldn't have heard me...I'm up on the 12th floor and all LOL...but I like the way you think


lissi888888 59F
1401 posts
11/13/2011 9:13 pm

 Pandoo...you can enjoy them anyway you wish...I'll enjoy them the way I want to. There are more than three names????????? Nope..I put up the three I'll take to my dream space. Ya jealous?


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